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Eythal Alcohol Gel OCD
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This stuff is a gold mine for people with patience and short attention
spans. You can get it at anyplace that sells personal cleaning
products, aka the soap isle. It is made up of mostly grain alcohol,
water, and just enough of something to make it gellish.
The stuff is flammable but this isn't about that. I stopped setting fires when I started blowing stuff up. I stopped that when I got old enough to be prosecuted. This is about having a bottle of it on your desk at work to help you engage in Obsessive Compulsive Disorder type behavior so that you can focus on something at work other than work. When you buy the stuff you notice there are little bublles in it. While they will move they are for the most part suspended in the gel. The first thing to do is shake it up. Fiercely. It won't break. Just shake it. You should get something that looks like this: |
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Some of those tiny bubbles have less diamiter than the bleached out
hair of a California blond. If you let it just sit you will find
most of the bubbles are gone within 2 weeks. Your task is to spead
that up. Roll the bottle around trying to catch bubbles near the edge
of the container in the main air bubble. Use the heat from your hands
to pop them one by one by applying it to the outside. Rinse and
repeat. This takes time. But when you sit at a desk all day with a
headset on you have lots of time.
Eventually you will get it to this point you see in this picture. Which should be close to the point at which you were before you shook it up and created all of this work for yourself. This can take about a week. |
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Once you have rewired all of your anal-retentive brain cells so
they look like a picture of Howard Hughes you will be prepaired to
remove all the rest of the bubbles.
The hard part is toward the end when you have to be carefull not to create new bubbles. Doing so will make removing all of the bubbles a month long process. You don't have to worry about your sanity though, becausse once you make it this far you are already gone. |
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OCD Gel